Thursday, April 11, 2002
"With this new tool you are able to communicate instantly with co-workers and customers, anywhere in the world, even with groups of people!"
"No thank you, my employees talk enough as it is. Look I pay these people to work, not to talk with each other!"
"OK, OK, but listen, you can pay one fee and avoid the cost of mailing letters. Think of the money you will save! It will also eliminate most all the mail that piles up on your desk and takes you forever to open and read!"
"Yes, but someone could overhear what I am saying, reading someone else's mail is a federal crime. I feel safer with the mail! Look Mr. Bell, businesses are not going to be interested in using your TELEPHONE! It will never catch on......now, please be on your way. I have to go make sure everyone is at their desk working.!"
posted by sven 12:54 PM